
I get in bed the other night, and start with the channel surfing. To my great joy and surprise, I find
Two of a Kind, starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John. If you don't remember this cinematic classic, the basic plot goes something like this: God wants to wipe out the planet and start over, some of his angels say "no, no - there's good in the world - we can prove it" and somehow the fate of the world rests in the hands of two losers (John Travolta and ONJ). I didn't get too far into it - the nyquil kicked in, and Mark wanted to know why we had to watch some turkey of a movie when there was a perfectly good game on. So I turned it off right about the time John Travolta was robbing the bank with the blond wig and the fake mustache.
This made me think: this was a bad movie, no doubt about it. I see that now. But when I was a kid, this move ROCKED. ROCKED! Somehow, when you're a kid, certain movies grab you. Bad, bad movies with poor plots and worse acting. But you love them, and watch them over, and over, and over again. Invariably, you can quote them almost verbatim.
These are some of my other favorite cheesy movies from childhood:

So, we were big Olivia Newton-John fans at my house, apparently. Xanadu was the bad movie with the really kickin' soundtrack. All ONJ on side A, ELO on side B. By laying out the album that way, they pretty much guaranteed that anyone who bought it wore out one side or the other, but never both.

Grease 2. The sequel that soooo didn't need to be made. I met a girl from England once and somehow this movie came up in conversation. She had seen it a million times as well. We sang all the songs - it was a small world moment. "I need a C-O-O-L, R-I-D-E-R..."

Flash Gordon. Next time you see my brother, say this: "Klytus, I'm bored." He will begin to quote the rest of this movie from memory. Seriously. The Queen soundtrack gave this one that extra edge. "No! Not the Bore Worms!"

Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. OK, so technically, this is a promotional poster for the TV series. But there was a movie that came first. It was the bomb-diggity.

And finally, Piranha. I don't remember all the details about this, I basically just remember thinking I would be eaten alive if I got anywhere near a body of water. This instilled greater fear in me than the killer bee threat, and that was HUGE.
UPDATE: My much-better-memoried brother has advised that the movie we watched was in fact Killer Fish, starring the dashing Lee Majors. We may have seen Piranha at one time, but not in the excessive fashion that we watched the Lee Majors knock-off. I also think the fish pictured above appeared in both films.
Ahhh. They just don't make movies like these anymore. Thank goodness.