Saturday, November 15, 2008

Random Thoughts

I haven't blogged all week. It's not that I have nothing to say, I just can't get a post around any of my thoughts right now. They all seem so....random. So in lieu of a week's worth of blogging, I thought I would share with you some of the seedlings that never grew into full-blown posts. Enjoy.


1. The advertising campaign for high-fructose corn syrup had to be developed by the cockiest guy in the advertising firm as part of an elaborate "as a matter of fact, I CAN sell anything" challenge.

2. My husband has never, not ever, never even once paid for his own cell phone service.

3. Bill Paxton has been killed and/or beaten by an Alien, a Predator, and the Terminator. It's the sci-fi tri fecta.

4. High Fidelity is one of the worst movies ever made. (Like anyone could possibly know that, Napoleon...)

5. Remember the guy on Heroes who could create vortexes, and then threw himself into one a few weeks back? I think he will ultimately end up on Lost next season.

6. How does Claire have pierced ears?

7. If you were a jumper who robbed banks as your sole source of income, wouldn't the IRS find you long before Samuel L. Jackson even thought to look?

8. The Galactic Empire must not have had a very good dental plan.

9. Do you think the hotels around the Globe theater have their guest services information in the form of Haiku poetry, or rhyming couplets?

2 comments:

Ferdlings said...

I love #6. That's a great one. I disagree with High Fidelity. It's good times. I took on online test about which John Cusack character are you and it came back that one.

Charlotte said...

You're the High Fidelity guy? That's so wrong. You're Lloyd Dobbler. You are sooooo Lloyd Dobbler.