Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Happy Anniversary!
Not really. Actually, we're taking the day off, going to Starbuck's, going to an election program at Daniel's school, lunching at Olive Garden, and then taking in Quarantine. Good Times.
Happy Anniversary, Mark! Thank you for 14 wonderful years, and here's to 14 more!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Galaxy Loss
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Meet the Next Food Network Stars!
Two Guys Cooking promises to break new ground in the world of culinary entertainment! Ferdlings and Kyle (not their real names - yeah, they're using code names) specialize in alcohol and pork, with a little madness on the side. Throw in a kickin' soundtrack by Ronnie James Dio, and you've got fun for the whole family! Tune in tonight when Kyle stirs up a pot of something, and Ferdlings chops something else.Sponsored by the Duke Sandwich Company.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Soccer Tourney - Game One
I'm including a highlight reel for your enjoyment. Apparently, about five teams in our league went with the blue shirts/black shorts combo, so our team had to wear the red and yellow pennies. Daniel is #2, but with the penny, it's hard to tell. He's wearing a red one, if that helps. (And I didn't exactly get all the action - I'm just an amateur videographer, you know - I get easily distracted.)
Movie Quotes, Big Ferdlings Style
1. "Red, green, scarlet, pink - doesn't matter!!"
2. "Love that chicken pepperoni!"
3. "The T-Bones....."
4. "Do you have a dime? Do you have fifteen cents?"
5. "I'll handle Baron." (pronounced "Bawon")
6. "Why aren't you popular with the Chicago police department?"
7. "I would very much like to see you in it." (pronounced "vurry")
8. "Do you think he wants some cheese?"
Enjoy!
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Thomas

Goodbye, my friend. Thank you for making me smile.
Sunday, October 19, 2008
What I'm Reading Now
Islands, by Anne Rivers Siddons.Siddons used to be one of my favorite authors. Colony, Peachtree Road, and The Outerbanks were fantastic books. I would read her books as soon as they hit the shelf. But after a while, she started to get a little "samey" - woman is trapped in a middle-aged rut, woman is taken out of her comfort zone, woman has extreme extra-marital affair, woman returns liberated and affirmed. (Sorry, I just don't see the extra-marital affair as the true road to wellville.) So I took a break, and haven't read one of her books in ages.
But this was on the sale rack, and I decided to give it a try. And I'm liking it. In fact, I did little else but read all afternoon, so I guess that's an endorsement of some kind. Mark and Ben went on a hike with the Scout Troop, and Daniel and I stayed in and read (he finished the second Harry Potter book and started the third.)
Islands is more for the sixty-something set, but I'm enjoying the Charleston/Sullivan's Island/Edisto Island setting. And I've got a hankering for seafood something awful.
I finished Becky - it was really good at times, really ho-hum at times. Becky was your classic, headstrong, southern heroine. She was borderline unlikeable, as she was in Tom Sawyer, and frankly, a bit of a tramp.
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Saturday Baking
I did some substituting - I used white whole wheat flour (because I like it) instead of regular all-purpose, and I subbed cardamom and nutmeg for ginger (because I didn't have any ginger). Otherwise I followed the recipe.
My cookies didn't spread at all, nor did they get the yummy color they were in the picture. And they were a might bit dry. They were more cake-like than cookie-like - no crunch when you bite them. And without the icing, they aren't sweet at all. But with the icing, they are tasty, just not what I had in mind. I think I'll just stick with the Harvest Loaf Cake next time.
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Hooray for Dollywood!
There is something uniquely satisfying....
Ben came in to watch a few innings with me, and maybe it was just the tired talking, but we got really giggly about the Red Sox folly. Big Papi squeezed a double into a triple and we said "Here it comes! Here comes the rally!" Then we looked at each other and cackled. When the much-hated Mike Timlin came in and gave up two more runs (for a total of 13, at this point) Ben said "You know, that just never gets old."
Now that it's coming down to the wire, and it looks like Joe Torre will be out of it, I have to say "Go Rays!" It would be really good for baseball for the Rays to win it all, proving once again, you really can't buy a world series title. The Rays have that intangible something that makes them play as a team, not a conglomeration of all-stars.
Go Rays indeed.
Sunday, October 12, 2008
What's for Dinner?
For the first time in probably six years, I am not teaching a class on Sunday night. So for the last few weeks, we drop the boys off at church, Mark watches football, and I make "just us" dishes for supper. Last week it was the trout, this week it was another nostalgic meal.
In the early dating days, Mark and I ate at Olive Garden a lot. Mark almost always ordered the Venetian Grilled Chicken. They don't have it anymore - it was your garden-variety boneless chicken breast grilled up with Italian herbs. They served it with marinara sauce, and a side of spaghetti.
So tonight, I brined three chicken breasts for about an hour (the third one is for lunch next week). Then I topped them with salt and pepper, basil, and oregano and slapped them onto a hot grill pan until they had good grill marks on both sides. Then I finished them in a 400 degree oven for about twenty minutes.
Meanwhile, I took one can of diced tomatoes and thickened them with almost a whole can of tomato paste. I added ample sprinklings of basil and oregano, smaller sprinklings of garlic powder and onion powder, and finally a couple of dashes of red pepper. I heated it over low heat until the chicken was done.
I got the chicken out, let it rest, and made some rotini pasta. When the pasta was done, I sliced the chicken breasts, topped mine with the sauce, slapped some pasta on the side, and topped the whole plate with fresh-grated Parmesan cheese.
Pretty tasty, if I do say so myself. Mark loved it, but he didn't eat the sauce. Come to think of it, he never ate the sauce at Olive Garden either.
As a side note, all of the spices I used came from The Spice House. I am a BIG fan. I get everything from there now, except salt. Overall, you get more for your money, and you get a much better product than you would in the grocery store. The vanilla extract is phenomenal. Just keep a list of what you need and order everything at once to get the most for the shipping charge. And order more vanilla than you think you need. Once you smell it, you will want to bake things. Lots of things. Lots of vanilla things. It's that good.
Saturday, October 11, 2008
A Tribute to Ferdlings
I was disappointed that Driving Around and Singing, and The Shaving of the Beard did not appear. I will have to look into what happened there. Surely they have not been removed from Youtube. That would be a travesty.
For those of you unfamiliar with Ferdlings's early career, he directed a video in the late seventies shot at Cherry Grove called Cops and Robbers. He delved into acting in that short film, playing the part of the robber. I was honored to appear as the cop. It involved great use of props, and ferdlings even did his own stunts, including a fifteen foot jump off a deck into hot sand. Pirated copies of this video are selling for big bucks on ebay.
Who knew then the heights to which his genius would soar?
Thursday, October 9, 2008
6 Quirky Things
1. When I eat Skittles, I sort them by color. I never mix colors.
2. I assign gender to letters and numbers. 1 is male, 2 and 3 are female, 4 is male, and so on. Likewise with the letters - A and B are female, C and D are male, E is female, F is male, etc, etc.
3. I have never had wisdom teeth.
4. I have to check that I set my alarm two or three times a night before falling asleep.
5. I have such extreme arches in my feet that I leave two footprints (a total of four, if you count both feet.)
6. I have an unusual fear of ground hogs.
Well, that was actually sort of fun. Good idea, Rick. Glad I played. And if you read this, consider yourself tagged.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
What's for Dinner?
Clearly, not our normal fare. There's a story here.
Mark and my favorite restaurant is the Troutdale Dining Room in Bristol, TN. It is the only five-star restaurant in the area. The original owners were a couple who moved here from the New York area, and were disappointed in the quality of local restaurants. So they set about to improve that. And improve it they did. The woman was in charge of the food, the man was in charge of PR. His name was Bruno. He had one of those thick Brooklyn accents, and he did a series of radio commercials. His tag line was "Come to the Troutdale Dining Room, where we make everyting but the buttah." And he wasn't kidding. When you arrive, your trout is swimming in a pond out back. Seriously.
Troutdale is one of those places you only go about once a year, and only on special occasions. (Unless you're obscenely rich, in which case, knock yourself out - go whenever you want to.) The food is phenomenal. Seriously. Their signature dish is the Parmesan breaded trout with a lemon-caper sauce. I honestly didn't know you could do something that wonderful to a fish. It is fantastic.
So dinner tonight was my attempt to recreate it. I did OK, but I made the classic blunder: I didn't let the oil get hot enough before dropping the fish in. It fell apart in the pan. But it was still tasty. I breaded rainbow trout in panko and grated Parmesan. The I pan-seared it in olive oil (except I botched the sear). I made the sauce with white wine and cream, then added lemon zest and capers. We ate it with lentils and baked sweet potatoes.
Troutdale's best dessert is something called Between the Sheets. It's a mousse served between two sheets of white chocolate, drizzled with raspberry sauce. We opted for Ben and Jerry's creme brulee ice cream for dessert tonight. Not the same, but tasty.
We haven't been to Troutdale in several years, and they've changed ownership since we were last there. I hear the food is just as good, and I hope we get to go again soon. Because while dinner tonight was good, it wasn't five-star good. If I'd paid thirty dollars a plate for what I made tonight, I'd be chapped.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
What I'm Reading Now
Becky: The Life and Loves of Becky Thatcher, by Lenore Hart.I love a book with a really creative concept. In this one, Becky Thatcher of Tom Sawyer fame is all grown up and telling her story. She is married to Tom's cousin Sid and they have two sons before he leaves to fight in the Civil War. She flashes back to her childhood a lot - running around with Tom and Huck and "little Sammy Clemens". ("Little Sammy Clemens" grew up and wrote a really famous book about all of them, but he didn't remember things quite the same way Becky did, apparently.)
I'm liking it so far. My only frustration is that I don't remember Tom Sawyer all that well, and I'm struggling to remember which parts actually happened in that book, and which parts this author is making up. But the later story - Becky on her own during the Civil War - is quite good. Huck Finn has made numerous appearances, as has Jim and old Judge Thatcher. We don't know what became of Tom yet, but he gets mentioned a lot, so I'm expecting him to show up any page now.
