mixin' it up: You Know What I Hate?

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Heelys.

George said...: I hear your words.; January 20, 2008 at 6:43 PM
That Neil Guy said...: Yeah! And you kids stay out of my yard!; January 21, 2008 at 10:18 AM
George said...: So do Ben and Daniel NOT have Heeleys? Or do they actually have them and you still hate them?

Grant has them, but I still hate those things. I hate when I'm a Lowes and I see some kid zooming by out of the corner of my eye, but their feet aren't moving, so you think to yourself "Oh no, I must be falling!" so you reach out to grab something to steady yourself, but instead of grabbing an endcap, you accidentally honk some lady's boob, and then you're not allowed in Lowes anymore. Hypothetically, of course. Stupid Heeleys.; January 21, 2008 at 10:25 AM
Charlotte said...: My hatred of the Heelys is akin to George's - it throws off my equilibrium when the kids go sailing past, although I've never honked a boob as a result.

All my hatred really came from a school program that was way too long, in a boiling hot gym, where we were all crammed in the bleachers like sardines. This one kid in the audience kept wheeling in and out of the gym, back and forth, like he was some bone marrow doctor getting really important pages. I placed all my hostility on that one kid and his &%^$*#& Heelys.

My kids do not own them, nor will they.

And yeah, you get out of my yard too.; January 21, 2008 at 11:42 AM